What does no me jodas mean?
Expression
you're kidding — no way
Surprise or disbelief at news, good or bad: the speaker can hardly believe it. The words are fixed, and only the intonation tells it apart from the groan; it rarely has anything to do with its literal sense.
—¿Que has ganado un viaje a Japón? —¡No me jodas!don't remind me — give me a break
A groan at something you would rather not hear about or have to deal with: a sore subject, a chore, a piece of bad luck. It complains about the situation, not about the person who brought it up.
—Mañana hay que madrugar. —No me jodas, que es sábado.
